The Cricket Haircut!

So all week I’m listening to the radio as I usually do while in the shower or while blogging and always while driving. So I hear this commercial this “popular” second chance cellar phone company in Charlotte was sponsoring a “free haircut event”. Now this event was scheduled on a Friday, today February 12, 2010 from 12-4pm now who da hell did they expect to come and get their haircuts? Not any school children, and then on a Friday, at a cricket store on a side of town that many folk like you and me don’t travel too. So again I ask who in da hell did they expect to come and get their haircuts. Is that really me… Yea my mind was too strong for them to enter! That’s why they wanted me to become dependent on a narcotic. Believe me when I tell you!

Um… I think somebody sending a message just look at his face yall. He tired of the BS. Too much isolation will drive you insane in the membrane!He’s shy too.
The “Nazi” marketing person Jamie scheduled the event on a Friday during 12-4 during traffic and on a side of town where people who need “second chance” services won’t travel because if’s far as hell. I find it ironic during the interview she says “this is for anybody who can come out and get a haircut“. Yea, right who? And another thing they use the local radio station the “hip hop” urban station to promote the event as well as “host” this was to confuse us. She also had Barbers from Heavenly Cuts come out. However again it was held at a store in a part of town where Heavenly Cut’s customers won’t travel to nor will the majority of the Power 98’s listeners will travel too. Hmmm However I made it my business to come out and support!!! Check out my girl Arty the one Woman Party!!!
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Uncle Rush Kicks it With Martha Stewart!

Snoop cooking with Martha Stewart!!! LMAO!!! Check it if you think Snoop keep it real with the Black Pepper!!!


Wait til you see whats gonna happen when my Dad, A.K.A. “Uncle Rush” is in the house!!! Uncle Rush says “The staff is calling me to remind my twitter friends that I’m doing fashion show on martha stewart tomorrowUncle Rush via Twitter.

Funny Huh, Check here for your local listings!!! Uncle Rush kicks it with Martha Stewart Tuesday 2/9/2010! Don’t miss it! Or you will miss out! Keep up !

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A Pastry Run By Arra Simmons

Running inside the mall! Time to get the Pastry

Today I had a craving for some Pastries Shoes, so I went to the Northlake Mall after searching and searching for all over Charlotte for the right pastry shoes for my appetite.


When all of a sudden I came upon a store I went inside and what did I find?

I love the Colors...So sweet!

After a Hard day's work. You deserve a Treat!

Yo FloridaBoy! How does it look?!!!

Can I do some research and get back to you?

You just got to love it!

Go Hard for Dem Pastries!

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A Celebration of Music From the Civil Rights Movement

PBS.org Presents:

In Performance at the White House!!!

Can you say give me that Old Time Religion, meets Rhythm and Blues, meets Rock and Jazz just to name a few… With performers such as

This award-winning Gospel music singer and radio show host has been amazing audiences and listeners for years with her trademark pioneering spirit and boundless optimism.Yolanda Adams, hosts, “The Yolanda Adams Morning Show” personally it’s one of my favorite radio shows, the very inspirational “Points of Power“. Yolanda “Big Sister” Adams even be trying to get her Gospel Rap on yall. It’s very entertaining and inspirational with Comedian Marcus D. Wiley and Bishop Secular, lawd have mercy. Having just released her first book, Points of Power, she is slated to release her next recording this year. Big Sister is always teaching, sharing and providing advice for us mother’s, she is always mentioning her beautiful, gifted, nine-year old princess, Taylor Crawford, the joy and love of her life.

Natalie Cole, The daughter of the late great Nat King Cole, Natalie has been entertaining us for years with soulful, smooth tunes like Miss you like Crazy and I’m Catching Hell… yea takes me back too… Natalie’s Still Unforgettable album released on September 9, 2008 , earned a NAACP Image Award for Outstanding Jazz Artist, she also won two Grammy’s that year.

Jennifer Hudson my sister, she keeps blessing us with that lovely, soulful, strong voice! And I am Changing from the Movie DreamGirls… Yes I know bring tears to my eyes every time I hear it!!! Girl can sang!!! Thank you my Sister I need to hear that song sung exactly like that!!! Also an NAACP Image Award and Soul Train “Entertainer of the Year” Award winner, Jennifer’s now ready to make the same kind of impact on the world of music she’d made on the silver screen with the much-anticipated release of her sizzling Arista Records debut album. (Hello)!!!!

These are just of few of the many talented artists who will be performing in a nationwide, broadcast concert  “In Performance at the White House: A Celebration of Music from the Civil Rights Movement,”  Queen Latifah and Morgan Freeman will be guest speakers. Tune in on February 11, 2010 click here to check your local listings.

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Can I Get a Window Seat, Erykah Badu

Badu’s Hot new track it’s the HOTTness!!!

Check it you heard it first hear Erykah Badu’s First single from her up and coming album, Part 2:Return of the ANKHCan I get a window seat, don’t want nobody next to me… I just want a chance to fly…. Man I’m feeling it it’s in heavy rotation on my playlist can you dig it!!!

I need you to want meeI need you to miss meI need yo attention.. I need you next to meI need someone to clap for me.. I need your direction…. Lissssssseeeennnnn!!!! Click the following link and just sit back and relax!!!

Window Seat

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How To Succeed in the Fashion Industry with Kimora Lee Simmons

How To Succeed in the Fashion Industry with Kimora Lee Simmons

As President and CEO of Baby Phat, Phat Farm, Fabulosity, and soon-to-be launched fashion brand ‘Kouture by Kimora’, one of the world’s hottest fashion names, Kimora is known for her creative and sexy designs that have helped define the urban fashion landscape as we know it. She will tell you the key lessons she’s learned in her many years of fashion industry experience, including her #1 success tip.

The fashion industry is an exotic world unto itself. Sewn together from an intriguing mix of design divas, ‘style-setters,’ glitz and glamour, it craves a steady flow of fresh new ideas to keep it moving forward. In this ‘one time only’ special event, Kimora Lee Simmons will share with you how to carve a niche out for yourself and move ahead in this fun, fast-paced business.

She will discuss her first steps in the fashion world as the Chanel muse and what she has learned along the way, including:

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The Fall of Humpty Dumpty, Cristina Arra Simmons

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

all the King’s Horses

and all the King’s men

tried very hard but couldn’t

put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

So I know you all are aware by now of the Tyrant I worked for in Tallahassee, who has been stalking, harassing, and following me since like, 2006. I got a funny story to share with yall. And after reading it, I guarantee you might want to go to work Tuesday morning, yall know yall calling in Monday, for partying to hard on Superbowl Sunday, on Tuesday somebody’s boss gone get cussed out especially if yall figure out it was him, your boss, that’s been causing all this confusion in your life.

So as I stated in other blogs while working for this man I noticed him doing things, playing manipulation mind games just to test how a person would respond.  So one day we were all in a “business meeting”, the Tyrant was trying to manipulate these other hillbilly corrupt developers into letting me be their spokes person (bait) to draw the young black people who’s parents had a lil bit of money in. Hoping they’d invest in their cheaply constructed homes and the kids would through wild parties because they’d, the corrupt realtors, find away to make sure it happens. And we know what happens at wild parties involving young black unsupervised college students; fights, possibly shootouts, police are called and they get there in time to count the bodies and take some in to take the fall. CON-Spiracy!

Well during the meeting another male Realtor whispers to me if he, the Tyrant, says something just follow his lead. I had done already picked up on the scheme so I said “MHMMMM“. So my turn came, the Tyrant turns to me and says “explain to them your approach on helping them sale their homes“. I gave him that look like you sure… Here goes… I started speaking not only selling myself but selling their properties. The look of surprise and interest in their faces intimidated the Tyrant. The Tyrant started turning red and move his hand forcefully across his neck. Saying “Cut” and looked at me like “shut up“. It was too late the attention was directed my way and that made him mad. So I stopped talking and let him continue. I sat there with a look on my face like “dude you got the right one“. Meeting adjourned!

I got up and started to head to my car for lunch, every one stood around talking for a while ,”Hillbilly hobnobbing”. I was walking down the stairs I heard the group of men including the Tyrant approaching the stairs I started speed up because I wanted to get out of the office while the Tyrant was distracted. Then all of a sudden it sounded like thunder roared and the building shook and it ended with a bam! Real loud. I stopped dead in my tracks. I turned around and walked back to the room the lead up to the meeting room and I heard the men asking “you ok”, “is everything alright?” I walked in there and saw the Tyrant all red and looking like “he’d fallen and he can’t get up“! I felt like my head was going to blow up I wanted to laugh so bad. I turned around and tried to controlled my self from bursting out laugh as I walked to the exit to get to my car. All I was thinking that’s good his ass fell down them damn stairs, trying to pimp me! I got in my car! Yall remember “The Nutty Professor” when Eddie Murphy was at the comedy show laughing at Dave Chappelle’s character! That’s how I was in my car all by myself; cracking the hell up!

I went home had my daily mediation and ate lunch. I went back to the office and they were still talking about “Tyrant I think you should get checked out”. His ass was limping around that office looking like the dirty boy from Charlie Brown. I thought I was going to die from laughter that day!

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