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Repo Man

I would like to dedicated this blogs to all the people that help John Whetsel make this possible… Tara Pryor, Dana Hendricks, Herbert Chapman, Tonya “FireProven” Nelson, Nadia Spence, Andrew Aponte, Tameeka Douglas, Tameeka Williams, Nadia Spence, Z’kera Reid, Danielle Mitchell, Janae Jackson, Louvina Jackson, and all you other stupid motherfuckers in Tallahassee after you read this please don’t kill yourselves cause look I want my money Bitches….

Yall my Brother!!! Rickey Smiley is a fool!!! But it goes a lil deeper than that now I know if you’ve been following you know I was just chillin in Ga @Granny’s and “Hop Along Cassidy” was using my grandparents trying to get money. So when you check the photos on my fanpage you will see Hop Along’s car.

John Whetsel who is behind the majority of the schemes becuz he’s a wanna be mafia boss (in his own mind). Had one of Hillbilly friends call my FUCKING GRANDPARENTS house telling them that Hop Along’s car was being in jeopardy of being repossessed to try to get them to take care of the bill for these moocher’s (please refer to the mobile uploads on… See More my fanpage to found out who Hip Along Cassidy is). Sad thing I was the only one who was suppose to notice what was going on. See I listen to Rickey Smiley via computer every morning. Also remember inspired technologies the computer company that’s been harassing me is in Tallahassee along with John Whetsel. And remember Craig Goodson told me they were going to play practical jokes on me and hope I didn’t kill myself when I find out. Get it yall…

Oh yea and Garrick Wright who works for the computer company the HR guy… Shall I keep going… Oh yea John memba dis “I’m stupid I cause problems between peoples relationship, I’m a dirty old man”… I hope you’re ass is keeping busy… LMAO… You got the right this time didn’t you… Watch what happens next… OMG I swear I hope they don’t kill themselves… Oh Rickey, I ain’t gone tell nobody else!  Badu Take us on home girl!

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Wut My Name is?

If we were made in His Image then call Us by our name, most intellects do not believe in God but they fear Us just the same! My cypher keeps moving like a rolling stone! What in the world is Badu talking about? Yall just sanging and sanging? Who’s the “His“? Who’s the “God“? and most importantly who’s the “Us“?

The Image!

Let’s break that thang down the “His” we are the majority made in the image of the one true God, Allah, Buddah, Muhammad, what ever you choose to call him, I know you know somebody that looks like Him.  And I know you know somebody who doesn’t! Ya dig!

The Us, is me, you, he, she, him, and her! Those of you have been oppressed because of your natural “image”, HIS image. Feel me! Yes I am talking about you, walking round here thinking you free cause you think you earned a degree! So quick to turn your back when she and He, was there with you when you were wearing payless shoes! Now look at your attitude, so damn rude and cruel.  Wake  you intelligent FOOL!

Badu speak to people please! See usually I don’t do this but Imma hit wit a blast from da past! On and On- Baduism, then I want you to Jump up in the Air and you bet not brang you ass down! Ya heard!

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Now Playing: Get MuNNY

New AmERYKAH Get Naked Round dis Bitch!

Um… If yall ain’t went and copped that New AmERYKAH Part 2 , Imma say it like Badu “that’s terrible itnit” Sholl is! If  the first single Window Seat didn’t get your panties in a bunch I am sure the video did with all the hoopla the media is trying to create about it. I was talking to a customer service rep with Verizon Wireless today. His name is Brandon while I was waiting on Brandon to review my account; I simply asked “hey Brandon you got Badu’s new CD?” He said “Nope but I heard the video was a must see” I said “Indeed it is” and I asked for his email address and sent him the link to Badu’s Window Seat Video!

So Brandon I hope that inspired you and if it didn’t let me give you some more reasons to go out and buy the CD not now but rite now!My personal favorites:

Badu said “look nicca you coming round here acting like you want this, yo you don’t wanna fall in love with me! Cause I’m tellin you off gate I’m crazy! (slow sangin and flower brangin if my burgular alarm starts ringing) Yall I don’t think she talking about ADT. Nicca play with me if you want too. (Your funeral)!

Badu’s you know you wrong for this one! See first I thought Badu was telling this guy “dude I ain’t going now where I love you”! You Got Me! Wrong! Badu like nicca as long as the MuNNy is right! You can’t turn me away! I will do whatever it takes to stay in the running. Watch your back dudes she got her fingers crossed behind her back waiting on you to drop your stack!

This one is so deep! Ladies I really hope you are listening! Men this could be for you too I don’t want to give it all away but listen! When she sits down and focus on what it is you are doing to her “get of my knees” she’ll remember who she was before you built that wall!

That’s all Imma give yall gone on and cop the CD! It comes with the lyrics put on your thinking caps cause there is a lesson to be learnt!

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Call me a cab tis time to Emancipate! Merinate on that!

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CIAA, 2010 Charlotte, NC

I’ve tried to enjoy myself and live life on the “wild side” during the CIAA this year here in Charlotte but my stalkers, Just ain’t having it. If you follow me on Twitter , I know you’ve read my rants about the day party @ Ruth Chris I went to hosted by a local radio station here in Charlotte.  If I could tell you how they (my stalking fans) follow me you’d think I was crazy but no matter what. They seem to find me.  All I wanna do is have a lil fun with out the babysitters who’s job it is to ensure I don’t run into any celebrities because they don’t want me posting pictures up on the internet because it makes them (my stalking fans) jealous. Well look at this stalkers!!!!

@ Best Buy the same radio station hosted this event!

I am not knocking the Radio Stations or it’s personalities I am and will always be a fan. It’s just crazy how they(my stalking fans) do things!

On my way to a party hosted by another radio station here!

So I was was thinking about adding accessories to this “fit”. I decided to change my plans and just find a party! Just show up somewhere! Hmmm them damn stalking fans of mine showed they natural asses and followed me!

Just chillin, chillin, mindin my business...

I asked for a Grey Goose and Pineapple! They gave me Water Goose and Pineapple wasn’t nothing Grey about shit in my cup!!!

After drink 2, do I look drunk? Hell no...

For the price I paid I shoulda been walking round that mug talkin about “I need to get to 445 Kane Road”!!! “Call me a cab round this mug”! I was sober as hell! And this is how it looked in the room I was chillin in!

Music bumpin these mugs at the Buffet Table! WTF

Man let me go find some action! I see these stalkers getting ready to ack a damn monkey!

DJ Kool "Im bout to turn this mutha out watch and learn, Short Chain!"

Man when I walked up in this room DJ Cool was just getting up to the turn table to rock the Party!!! Ya, heard the whole scenery changed when he started spinning!!!

Let me clear my throat! Let me know if you Good to go! I say Hold Up!!

It was a wrap after that! To view more photos on this event please click here Arra Da Flygurl!

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The Cricket Haircut!

So all week I’m listening to the radio as I usually do while in the shower or while blogging and always while driving. So I hear this commercial this “popular” second chance cellar phone company in Charlotte was sponsoring a “free haircut event”. Now this event was scheduled on a Friday, today February 12, 2010 from 12-4pm now who da hell did they expect to come and get their haircuts? Not any school children, and then on a Friday, at a cricket store on a side of town that many folk like you and me don’t travel too. So again I ask who in da hell did they expect to come and get their haircuts. Is that really me… Yea my mind was too strong for them to enter! That’s why they wanted me to become dependent on a narcotic. Believe me when I tell you!

Um… I think somebody sending a message just look at his face yall. He tired of the BS. Too much isolation will drive you insane in the membrane!He’s shy too.
The “Nazi” marketing person Jamie scheduled the event on a Friday during 12-4 during traffic and on a side of town where people who need “second chance” services won’t travel because if’s far as hell. I find it ironic during the interview she says “this is for anybody who can come out and get a haircut“. Yea, right who? And another thing they use the local radio station the “hip hop” urban station to promote the event as well as “host” this was to confuse us. She also had Barbers from Heavenly Cuts come out. However again it was held at a store in a part of town where Heavenly Cut’s customers won’t travel to nor will the majority of the Power 98’s listeners will travel too. Hmmm However I made it my business to come out and support!!! Check out my girl Arty the one Woman Party!!!
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This is Family Business Starring the Norwoods, Cristina Arra Simmons

So I’m chillin at home tonight watching The Wendy Williams Show and yall know girlfriend has the low down on everything. Well guess what and I am so excited another positive step for all of reality TV, A Family Business, starring Brandy, Ray J and Mama and Poppa Norwood. I am so excited. This is what Sister 2 Sister had to say ” The Kardashians better watch out because VH1 has announced that the Norwoods are getting a reality series of their own! “Brandy and Ray J: A Family Business“ will follow Brandy and Ray J as momager Sonja Norwood passes the reigns of the family’s company, Rn’B Productions, to them. VH1 has ordered 11 hour-long episodes of the show“.

In the words of Luda “move Biotch get out the way! Get out the way Biotch!!! How ironic Sister 2 Sisters mentions the Kardashians because wasn’t it that tape with Ray J that got Kim’s ass out there (oops) no pun intended! So in order to make Kim seem like the Angel and Ray J. the man who sleeps around they created For the Love of Ray J. Good comeback Norwoods let them see the truth! Oh I saw the “What Perez says” interview. Mhmmm

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Where was Kanye last night?: Cristina Arra Simmons

I had plenty of questions last night but “where was Kanye” wasn’t one of them. First of I want to take my hats off to Kanye cause I bet he prolly said “man ain’t nobody finna go to no Grammy’s and be smiling all fake and phony up in they faces”…. I will explain that in a second. Check Jay Z’s smile when Stephen Colbert was trying to make friendly jokey jokes… “Yea whatever ni**a, let’s get this show on the road I gots places to BEY“….

But these were some of the questions I was asking in GlobalGrind’s live chat ,(BudnCris09) screen name, during the Grammy’s last night.

Who is Taylor Swift and how in the hell did she make it to the top?

The answers I got from the chatroom were? “Taylor had a rich Daddy”, my son said “Mom don’t you remember her from American Idol”, “nope sorry not a big fan, the shit is rigged”

Wanna know my Theory on who Taylor is? Taylor is and was America’s Plan B for Beyonce… Why am I saying this… How old is Taylor, not even 21 prolly like 10 years younger than Beyonce right? Anybody following me? Check it as long as Beyonce was single and just “dating” Jigga she could have kept the spotlight. Why, because “we not suppose to get married”, according to the “Powers That Be”. She got married, and this is what they were trying to do because Beyonce “hurt” them. The commercials, with Beyonce and little nephew no Jay Z, trying to send a sign you ain’t having no babies with Jay Z your kids will be black and too talented. However they were married at the time. Those commercials were prolly recorded before the marriage because it all about timing for them. Jay Z goes on tour with Ciara who during her performances wore nothing but Wonder Woman suits etc. That’s to distract Jay Z with Ciara’s “Hot Body”… Didn’t work… Wait and let’s not forget about the rumor’s Jay Z has a son he’s been hiding for all these years. Thats was to turn the people against him for “hurting” Beyonce. But it was all lies.

So on to the Grammy’s now think about this the Chris Brown and Rihanna fight supposedly over a text message. Well, said the “Powers that Be” we can have her do a few song’s with Jay Z hopefully he will be wooed by her eyes, her personality, her Caribbean flava: something! Anything to try to damage his reputation and blissful marriage with Beyonce. Two black people in the Hip Hop world doing mega things and they married and they couldn’t make it “seem” like one of them was cheating or something. Then on top of that the President’s black!!!

Yall might say “But Beyonce won six Grammy’s” guess what “Taylor, Swiftly picked up 3” and including the most important one “Album of the Year”? Check it, they were giving us a heads up when Taylor won Kuntry song of the year and I do believe she won it just before Beyonce’s performance. Hello somebody!!! Had Beyonce won one more award that would have made seven and God ain’t have nothing to do with the “Album of the Year’s”. Taylor DEMONstrated that in her acceptance speech! “My whole family is flipping out in the livingroom, my DAD and Little Brother are losing their minds!!! (OKKK)… this is a story we are going to tell for years to come even when I am 80 years old I will be telling it to my Grandchildren over and over!!” Then she ended with “Thank you Thank you Thank you!” she was looking to the sky but who was she talking to cause if it was God why didn’t she say it. All of her fans were watching, for Christ sakes. No pun intended. (Psyche!)

Another thing I don’t recall Jay Z going up on stage with Beyonce, however I know she was nervous, she said it. And they were probably waiting to go up and accept the “Album of the Year” award together. But the Powers that Be said “not on my watch”. And so ends the Grammy’s (rigged) and bias. Truthfully speaking if I had to sing a Taylor Swift song to save my life, I’d be dead… Who is this chic?

To read more on what when on the Chatroom last night click here.

You will also notice I mentioned MJ’s kids, why didn’t they allow him to have any “black churren” Yall better WAKE the Hell up!!!

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