Archive for Freedom

Repo Man

I would like to dedicated this blogs to all the people that help John Whetsel make this possible… Tara Pryor, Dana Hendricks, Herbert Chapman, Tonya “FireProven” Nelson, Nadia Spence, Andrew Aponte, Tameeka Douglas, Tameeka Williams, Nadia Spence, Z’kera Reid, Danielle Mitchell, Janae Jackson, Louvina Jackson, and all you other stupid motherfuckers in Tallahassee after you read this please don’t kill yourselves cause look I want my money Bitches….

Yall my Brother!!! Rickey Smiley is a fool!!! But it goes a lil deeper than that now I know if you’ve been following you know I was just chillin in Ga @Granny’s and “Hop Along Cassidy” was using my grandparents trying to get money. So when you check the photos on my fanpage you will see Hop Along’s car.

John Whetsel who is behind the majority of the schemes becuz he’s a wanna be mafia boss (in his own mind). Had one of Hillbilly friends call my FUCKING GRANDPARENTS house telling them that Hop Along’s car was being in jeopardy of being repossessed to try to get them to take care of the bill for these moocher’s (please refer to the mobile uploads on… See More my fanpage to found out who Hip Along Cassidy is). Sad thing I was the only one who was suppose to notice what was going on. See I listen to Rickey Smiley via computer every morning. Also remember inspired technologies the computer company that’s been harassing me is in Tallahassee along with John Whetsel. And remember Craig Goodson told me they were going to play practical jokes on me and hope I didn’t kill myself when I find out. Get it yall…

Oh yea and Garrick Wright who works for the computer company the HR guy… Shall I keep going… Oh yea John memba dis “I’m stupid I cause problems between peoples relationship, I’m a dirty old man”… I hope you’re ass is keeping busy… LMAO… You got the right this time didn’t you… Watch what happens next… OMG I swear I hope they don’t kill themselves… Oh Rickey, I ain’t gone tell nobody else!  Badu Take us on home girl!

Advertisements

Leave a comment »

Wut My Name is?

If we were made in His Image then call Us by our name, most intellects do not believe in God but they fear Us just the same! My cypher keeps moving like a rolling stone! What in the world is Badu talking about? Yall just sanging and sanging? Who’s the “His“? Who’s the “God“? and most importantly who’s the “Us“?

The Image!

Let’s break that thang down the “His” we are the majority made in the image of the one true God, Allah, Buddah, Muhammad, what ever you choose to call him, I know you know somebody that looks like Him.  And I know you know somebody who doesn’t! Ya dig!

The Us, is me, you, he, she, him, and her! Those of you have been oppressed because of your natural “image”, HIS image. Feel me! Yes I am talking about you, walking round here thinking you free cause you think you earned a degree! So quick to turn your back when she and He, was there with you when you were wearing payless shoes! Now look at your attitude, so damn rude and cruel.  Wake  you intelligent FOOL!

Badu speak to people please! See usually I don’t do this but Imma hit wit a blast from da past! On and On- Baduism, then I want you to Jump up in the Air and you bet not brang you ass down! Ya heard!

Leave a comment »

Now Playing: Get MuNNY

New AmERYKAH Get Naked Round dis Bitch!

Um… If yall ain’t went and copped that New AmERYKAH Part 2 , Imma say it like Badu “that’s terrible itnit” Sholl is! If  the first single Window Seat didn’t get your panties in a bunch I am sure the video did with all the hoopla the media is trying to create about it. I was talking to a customer service rep with Verizon Wireless today. His name is Brandon while I was waiting on Brandon to review my account; I simply asked “hey Brandon you got Badu’s new CD?” He said “Nope but I heard the video was a must see” I said “Indeed it is” and I asked for his email address and sent him the link to Badu’s Window Seat Video!

So Brandon I hope that inspired you and if it didn’t let me give you some more reasons to go out and buy the CD not now but rite now!My personal favorites:

Badu said “look nicca you coming round here acting like you want this, yo you don’t wanna fall in love with me! Cause I’m tellin you off gate I’m crazy! (slow sangin and flower brangin if my burgular alarm starts ringing) Yall I don’t think she talking about ADT. Nicca play with me if you want too. (Your funeral)!

Badu’s you know you wrong for this one! See first I thought Badu was telling this guy “dude I ain’t going now where I love you”! You Got Me! Wrong! Badu like nicca as long as the MuNNy is right! You can’t turn me away! I will do whatever it takes to stay in the running. Watch your back dudes she got her fingers crossed behind her back waiting on you to drop your stack!

This one is so deep! Ladies I really hope you are listening! Men this could be for you too I don’t want to give it all away but listen! When she sits down and focus on what it is you are doing to her “get of my knees” she’ll remember who she was before you built that wall!

That’s all Imma give yall gone on and cop the CD! It comes with the lyrics put on your thinking caps cause there is a lesson to be learnt!

Read More @ Arra’s Blogs

Call me a cab tis time to Emancipate! Merinate on that!

Leave a comment »

CIAA, 2010 Charlotte, NC

I’ve tried to enjoy myself and live life on the “wild side” during the CIAA this year here in Charlotte but my stalkers, Just ain’t having it. If you follow me on Twitter , I know you’ve read my rants about the day party @ Ruth Chris I went to hosted by a local radio station here in Charlotte.  If I could tell you how they (my stalking fans) follow me you’d think I was crazy but no matter what. They seem to find me.  All I wanna do is have a lil fun with out the babysitters who’s job it is to ensure I don’t run into any celebrities because they don’t want me posting pictures up on the internet because it makes them (my stalking fans) jealous. Well look at this stalkers!!!!

@ Best Buy the same radio station hosted this event!

I am not knocking the Radio Stations or it’s personalities I am and will always be a fan. It’s just crazy how they(my stalking fans) do things!

On my way to a party hosted by another radio station here!

So I was was thinking about adding accessories to this “fit”. I decided to change my plans and just find a party! Just show up somewhere! Hmmm them damn stalking fans of mine showed they natural asses and followed me!

Just chillin, chillin, mindin my business...

I asked for a Grey Goose and Pineapple! They gave me Water Goose and Pineapple wasn’t nothing Grey about shit in my cup!!!

After drink 2, do I look drunk? Hell no...

For the price I paid I shoulda been walking round that mug talkin about “I need to get to 445 Kane Road”!!! “Call me a cab round this mug”! I was sober as hell! And this is how it looked in the room I was chillin in!

Music bumpin these mugs at the Buffet Table! WTF

Man let me go find some action! I see these stalkers getting ready to ack a damn monkey!

DJ Kool "Im bout to turn this mutha out watch and learn, Short Chain!"

Man when I walked up in this room DJ Cool was just getting up to the turn table to rock the Party!!! Ya, heard the whole scenery changed when he started spinning!!!

Let me clear my throat! Let me know if you Good to go! I say Hold Up!!

It was a wrap after that! To view more photos on this event please click here Arra Da Flygurl!

Leave a comment »

The Cricket Haircut!

So all week I’m listening to the radio as I usually do while in the shower or while blogging and always while driving. So I hear this commercial this “popular” second chance cellar phone company in Charlotte was sponsoring a “free haircut event”. Now this event was scheduled on a Friday, today February 12, 2010 from 12-4pm now who da hell did they expect to come and get their haircuts? Not any school children, and then on a Friday, at a cricket store on a side of town that many folk like you and me don’t travel too. So again I ask who in da hell did they expect to come and get their haircuts. Is that really me… Yea my mind was too strong for them to enter! That’s why they wanted me to become dependent on a narcotic. Believe me when I tell you!

Um… I think somebody sending a message just look at his face yall. He tired of the BS. Too much isolation will drive you insane in the membrane!He’s shy too.
The “Nazi” marketing person Jamie scheduled the event on a Friday during 12-4 during traffic and on a side of town where people who need “second chance” services won’t travel because if’s far as hell. I find it ironic during the interview she says “this is for anybody who can come out and get a haircut“. Yea, right who? And another thing they use the local radio station the “hip hop” urban station to promote the event as well as “host” this was to confuse us. She also had Barbers from Heavenly Cuts come out. However again it was held at a store in a part of town where Heavenly Cut’s customers won’t travel to nor will the majority of the Power 98’s listeners will travel too. Hmmm However I made it my business to come out and support!!! Check out my girl Arty the one Woman Party!!!
Read More Click Here


Leave a comment »

Can I Get a Window Seat, Erykah Badu

Badu’s Hot new track it’s the HOTTness!!!

Check it you heard it first hear Erykah Badu’s First single from her up and coming album, Part 2:Return of the ANKHCan I get a window seat, don’t want nobody next to me… I just want a chance to fly…. Man I’m feeling it it’s in heavy rotation on my playlist can you dig it!!!

I need you to want meeI need you to miss meI need yo attention.. I need you next to meI need someone to clap for me.. I need your direction…. Lissssssseeeennnnn!!!! Click the following link and just sit back and relax!!!

Window Seat

Follow Erykah on Twitter

Erykah Badu on Myspace

www.erykahbadu.com


Leave a comment »

The Fall of Humpty Dumpty, Cristina Arra Simmons

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

all the King’s Horses

and all the King’s men

tried very hard but couldn’t

put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

So I know you all are aware by now of the Tyrant I worked for in Tallahassee, who has been stalking, harassing, and following me since like, 2006. I got a funny story to share with yall. And after reading it, I guarantee you might want to go to work Tuesday morning, yall know yall calling in Monday, for partying to hard on Superbowl Sunday, on Tuesday somebody’s boss gone get cussed out especially if yall figure out it was him, your boss, that’s been causing all this confusion in your life.

So as I stated in other blogs while working for this man I noticed him doing things, playing manipulation mind games just to test how a person would respond.  So one day we were all in a “business meeting”, the Tyrant was trying to manipulate these other hillbilly corrupt developers into letting me be their spokes person (bait) to draw the young black people who’s parents had a lil bit of money in. Hoping they’d invest in their cheaply constructed homes and the kids would through wild parties because they’d, the corrupt realtors, find away to make sure it happens. And we know what happens at wild parties involving young black unsupervised college students; fights, possibly shootouts, police are called and they get there in time to count the bodies and take some in to take the fall. CON-Spiracy!

Well during the meeting another male Realtor whispers to me if he, the Tyrant, says something just follow his lead. I had done already picked up on the scheme so I said “MHMMMM“. So my turn came, the Tyrant turns to me and says “explain to them your approach on helping them sale their homes“. I gave him that look like you sure… Here goes… I started speaking not only selling myself but selling their properties. The look of surprise and interest in their faces intimidated the Tyrant. The Tyrant started turning red and move his hand forcefully across his neck. Saying “Cut” and looked at me like “shut up“. It was too late the attention was directed my way and that made him mad. So I stopped talking and let him continue. I sat there with a look on my face like “dude you got the right one“. Meeting adjourned!

I got up and started to head to my car for lunch, every one stood around talking for a while ,”Hillbilly hobnobbing”. I was walking down the stairs I heard the group of men including the Tyrant approaching the stairs I started speed up because I wanted to get out of the office while the Tyrant was distracted. Then all of a sudden it sounded like thunder roared and the building shook and it ended with a bam! Real loud. I stopped dead in my tracks. I turned around and walked back to the room the lead up to the meeting room and I heard the men asking “you ok”, “is everything alright?” I walked in there and saw the Tyrant all red and looking like “he’d fallen and he can’t get up“! I felt like my head was going to blow up I wanted to laugh so bad. I turned around and tried to controlled my self from bursting out laugh as I walked to the exit to get to my car. All I was thinking that’s good his ass fell down them damn stairs, trying to pimp me! I got in my car! Yall remember “The Nutty Professor” when Eddie Murphy was at the comedy show laughing at Dave Chappelle’s character! That’s how I was in my car all by myself; cracking the hell up!

I went home had my daily mediation and ate lunch. I went back to the office and they were still talking about “Tyrant I think you should get checked out”. His ass was limping around that office looking like the dirty boy from Charlie Brown. I thought I was going to die from laughter that day!

Leave a comment »